Mac & cheeeese

Hello world. My name is Mac and i don't care for capitalizing the letter i when referring to myself.. This is my first entry and i don't know quite what to say.. you'll get to know me soon enough. Here is a questionair-dealio about me. dig in.

Oh and

Warning: this blog contains explicit content not suitable for young easily-influenced eyes..

things like SHITFUCKBITCHASSVAGINACUNTBASTARD may pepper my paragraphs..

Why do you write?

i write because i need a way to vent and let the pressure out before my head explodes. Plus i can’t really help it, i write wherever I’m at.

What do you write?

i write nonfiction poems about my everyday life and inner turmoil, and short fiction and nonfiction pieces about the years that I’ve hated the most.

Describe yourself in three words. (Don’t use the words ‘nice’, ‘pretty’ or ‘good’ because your Grade Six teacher will read this and be very disappointed).

Easygoing

Creative

… agh.

If you were a superhero, what would be your name, power and costume?

Superfuckingawesomegirl

Power: superfuckingawesomeness

Costume: n/a

Complete this sentence: When I’m not reading or writing I’m…

Driving somewhere.

Who are your heroes?

Incredible musicians. Oh and Terry Goodkind.

Complete this sentence: When I grow up, I want to be…

Fanstastic.

Favorite quotes:

“it’s ok to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings” Kurt Cobain

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

Workin for the man. Ha.

What would you love to be able to do?

Fucking fly.

What’s one thing you’d like to see before you die?

My wildest dreams come true.

At what age will you start writing your autobiography and what will it be called?

What the fuck happened to (insert my real name here)

Favorite books and authors:

Oooh sword of truth series by Terry Goodkind. The fifty minute hour by.. uhh.. freud haha. I’ll have to go check.

Favorite songs, bands and genres:

MUSIC, all of it.

stay tuned, youhighfivingmotherfucker

~Mac

ps. recliners make great heat shields when roasting hot dogs over pallet fires.